The community has spoken

Solana Community Takeover

400,000 x

If Community $SOL = Original $SOL, $1 = $400,000

$52B Original $SOL MCap
$130K Community $SOL MCap
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Executive Summary

Following extensive community deliberation (Twitter arguments), the Solana Community has initiated a strategic restructuring of chain governance.

This decision comes after careful analysis revealed that memecoins — previously dismissed by executive leadership — constitute approximately all of the reasons anyone uses Solana.

Key Findings

  • 📊
    Revenue Attribution

    97.3% of network activity traced to pictures of dogs wearing hats

  • 📈
    User Acquisition

    Memecoins onboarded more users than 47 educational webinars combined

  • 💼
    Leadership Assessment

    Current management found to be "ngmi" (industry terminology)

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Catalyst Event

EXHIBIT A Incident Report #2024-TOLY-001
Subject Anatoly Yakovenko ("Toly")
Position Co-Founder (Under Review)
Infraction Public Disparagement of Core Business
Toly's tweet: Memecoins have no intrinsic or fundamental value, go read The Intelligent Investor. CT: Toly is promoting memecoins! (said while memecoins paid his validators' electricity bills)
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Impact Assessment

Leadership Credibility -∞%
Community Determination +420%
Meme Production Rate +9000%
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Participation Protocol

Official Contract Address

Certified by the Department of Community Vibes

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Audited by Degens Liquidity: Very Real Trust Level: Bro

Legal Notice: This is not financial advice. This is barely advice at all. Please consult your nearest degen before making any decisions. Past performance of memecoins guarantees absolutely nothing except entertainment value. DYOR. NFA. WAGMI (hopefully).

"We're not just taking over. We're filing the paperwork correctly while doing it."